Been
to Paris?
Been insulted by scornful cab drivers,
grumpy bakers, conceited shop-assistants
? Been asked to speak a
proper French before even daring to ask
for directions? Been nonchalantly
ignored for hours by some stuck-up
restaurant waiter? Been treated
like an ignorant dumbass just because
you happen to enjoy Hollywood movies over
the last hyped-up post-conceptual
low-budget French production ? |
Well,
now, as an exclusive service by 'Say
it From France', you can share
a bit of France with friends and family
without ever having to fly over!
In
just a few clicks, we will send an authentic,
handwritten, wine-stained,
insulting postcard straight from
Paris to the person of your choice!
And
to make sure you get that "French Touch"
right, we offer you free usage of our patented
"French Style Insult Generator"! |
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